I WON! I won, I won, I won, I won, I won! Damn, it feels good!

This has been amazing. Just amazing. Thank you, NaNoWriMo, for injecting some much needed creativity into this head of mine. I’ll be back again in eleven months. It was more than worth itl

Minor auto accident (no injuries) this evening. I was driving down Sixth Street, which has diagonal parking on one side, and someone backed into my (moving) car. Did you know that “illegal backing” will get you a citation? I sure didn’t. Anyways, I’ve got pictures to take tomorrow. They’ll end up on here eventually. Maybe after I finish my novel…

…and speaking of, I’m at 34,499 in NaNoWriMo, which is 501 words short of tonight’s quota, but I don’t think I’m going to make it tonight. It’s going to have to be taken care of in the morning.

Gee, I haven’t mentioned anything besides the book since November started. Well, the world of Other News would like to state that I’ve started another attempt to fix the Co-op Club, and after last night’s discussion I think we may be able to get somewhere with it. I’m definitely happy about the way last night’s meeting went.

But the novel has really been what I’m focusing on this month (at least in my free time). I realized just now that I’ve written it like a collection of very short stories, each of which is only a couple of pages long. Granted, they’re all related, but most books have chapters which are much longer. It looks like I might have thirty-five or forty chapters by the time this thing is done, with each one only having around 1100 words in it. Pretty unconventional construction. Oh well, as long as it gets written.

My 25K reward has been created, and is now available here. If you’re a masochist, you can read the work in progress by going to the link near the bottom of the page.

Now that that fun’s over, I guess I get to go back to actually writing the book.

OK, calling it quits for the night at 15141.

15029!

To catch up to quota: 1031 before I sleep (approx. 1 hour)
Amount of time expected to require for 1031 words: 1031 words/800 wph = 1.29 hours (around 1 h 18 min)
Looks like I bought 12 minutes back of that 15. I think I can deal with that. Just gotta maintain my speed…

To catch up to quota: 1998 before I sleep (approx. 2 hours)
Amount of time expected to require for 1998 words: 1998 words/800 wph = 2.50 hours (around 2 h 30 min)
AARRGH! Lost 15 minutes! Obviously not going quite as fast as I thought. Well, with luck I’ll be done by one.

To catch up to quota: 3414 before I sleep (approx. 4 hours)
Amount of time expected to require for 3414 words: 3414 words/800 wph = 4.26 hours (around 4 h 15 min)
So back to work, I guess.

Here is proof that I suck as an author:

“Don’t lock up the shop, said something deep within his mind. Grab the baseball bat under the counter and get the fuck out. Feel stupid later but be safe now because millions of years of evolution have led to your complex neural system and you better fucking listen because it is trying to save your life. Grab the bat, get out. NOW.”

Nope, that’s not me. It’s doubtful I could come up with something that is simultaneously that funny, thrilling, and, well, something else. Indescribable. Nice one, Josh. May I be as lucky by the end of my 50K to have something near that good.